Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Not Me!

Here is a list of all the things that you will definitely not find me doing... especially during this last phase of my pregnancy(please note the sarcasm)Here goes:

I did NOT stay on the couch all day and just barely pull myself off of it to apply a little bit of makeup (and brush my teeth) right before Jeffrey came 5:30!

I did NOT religiously check my facebook page and shamelessly stalk random people and their home pages and/or blogs.

I did NOT fill up "shopping carts" on mulitple (and I mean MULTIPLE) baby websites only to save them for later purchase (yeah, right!)

I did NOT almost send myself into labor watching "A Baby Story" on TLC and then I absolutely did NOT almost have a panic attack after watching "Bringing Home Baby."

I did NOT eat way more sugar cookies than I care to admit over the past few days.

I did NOT screen all phone calls from everyone except for Jeffrey because all I can do is moan and complain. (I'm sure he does NOT wish that I would screen his calls as well)

Finally, I absolutely, postivetly, one hundred percent did NOT snore while sleeping (and Jeffrey did NOT record me doing so with our new video camera).

Whew - I feel so much better after admitting all the things I did NOT do today! =0)

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