Monday, September 15, 2014

house party...

i'm sure the day will come when jeffrey and i will go out for the night and our girls will be old enough to stay home alone. it seems like a lifetime away, but that day will come….right? right??? right?!?! ;-) 

when that day comes, i can assure you of one thing: 
laney tippins will NOT be trusted to stay home alone. 
here are just a few reasons why: 

this "friend" of laney's has partied way too hard. she's just passed out right there in the middle of the floor. while i'm concerned about what's under the blanket, i do appreciate the fact that laney brought out the wipes and (swim) diapers for her - just in case. 
 it's obvious that there has been some shenanigans going on at this house party. i mean, just look at the way this motley crew is hanging out in the bathroom. there's only one reason they'd need to be that close to the potty…. and i'm sure it wasn't the snacks. (although, knowing laney - the gummies and goldfish would be overflowing at her party). 
 this many people at our house?! she can't possibly know them all. and don't even get me started on the way those girls are dressing….
 it's never a good sign when laney is no where to be found, and yet her "guests" are still partying by flashlight. 
 this group is obviously up to no good…. who's in charge here?! 
 oh. that explains it. 
(also: where did that dog come from?! and how did he get up there?!) 
i guess i should take a little bit of comfort in knowing that although she's a bit wild, she is also prepared. computer? check. mode of transportation? check. books, white boards, and cooking utensils? check. breathing treatment machine and mask? check
so if you come to one of laney's parties, you'll be able to read, cook, surf the net, and self medicate. awesome
and she's obviously the most gracious hostess. just look at that welcoming smile! :) 
oh, how we love our laylay. and i'm so thankful that she's sandwiched in between two sisters that will hopefully tattle on her for the rest of her (wild) life. ;) 

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